Life manual, but make it street. Read the back, upgrade your day. Follow your rules.
Scribbled wisdom in high‑vis green. Front keeps it coy, back hits you with eight rules your nan would approve and your mates will screenshot. It’s a pep talk you can chuck in the wash.
Product features:
- Fabric: 100% cotton, 180gsm (5.3 oz) medium-weight for year-round wear
- Fit: Classic, crew neck
- Label: Tear-away for zero itch
- Build: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping; seamless body; ribbed collar that holds shape
- Ethics: 100% US cotton; U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol member; Oeko‑Tex certified
Self-help, but it slaps. Keep it weird.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat








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